QUARANTINED: Isolated Thoughts on Coronavirus | JEFF DUNHAM

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Where is sweet daddy p, Jeff should really bring him back honestly

5:46-5:51... Walter's politics are SPOT ON! WALTER FOR PRESIDENT!

Reminder: the sheeple were the ones scared shitless and hoarded all the toilet paper, not the conspiracy theorists. Sheeple failed the IQ test.

*2020 the year that comedy got cancelled by stupid leftist SJWs and the year that ventriloquism died from the wearing of face diapers.*

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“They keep telling us to use common sense but apparently it doesn’t work because here we are” This is so true

poor peanut his losing it lol.

You are awesome

Peanut on crak

Jeff, you are AWESOME!!!!! Thank you!!!! ™

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Please wash your hands before you touch my stick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jeff pretty much nailed down how different people have handled the quarantine..... Expect for Karens...... And we don't need anymore of them anyway.......

Peanut you will be fine.

Dude I wish I had a shop like that! Sucks not even having a shed.

PEANUT HAS GONE CRAZY

Peanut has gone left it's awesome sauce. Really enjoyed this video thanks for that. Hope you and your family have a happy holidays. Keep killin it and stay safe. God bless XoJaynaoX

I’m finnneeeee

An Eight Track??!!

i still had to leave home since i technically qualify as essential

This helps

The fact that Walter coughs on Jeff at the end 😂😆😂😆😂

Luv part 1:10 ❤ ❤

I was ready to cancel 2020 by April.

Imagine being stuck at home because someone wanted to be like Ozzy Osborne.

Should have been I haven't seen hoarding like this since the days of the old caliphate

haha, peanut is insane

Nobody's doing anything together anymore. Drs. Are instilling fear into the elderly who in turn,are telling the others to stay appart. Oh my I'm part of the lysol generation. Carry around a can like mace...lol

Peanut needs to calm down.

Not all heros wear capes Jeff... I love this format, especially with you closing it out with a cameo... ;-)

I love Peanut right here. Lol Corona, Bush, etc. Lol Jose Jalapeno, Achmed. Lol Jeff is brilliant. Paper plates. Lol Peanut in between them is killing me rn. Lol

Poor peanut doesn’t know what to do besides freak out

"Please wash your hands before you touch my stick"...LMAO

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If alcohol kills the virus drinking is a public service when you breath out you kill all the virus around you

They're talking about hands and I keep looking at the hands on the shelf.

Peanut will always be my favorite

🤪 I love Jeff's work! Makes my day!

And.... yet... here we are .....

Peanut=everyone. Walter=Me.? Bubba J=me with the liquor jokes.

Lol screw Walmart . Drink more beer .

Why do I feel that all of 2020 I'm every character .

Mask ordinances makes ventriloquists lazy.

to Jeff Dunham - well done, brought a few laughs.

I just love all the characters 💕

thank you Jeff, for a whole bunch of reason that now seem unimportant because I was laughing so hard.

"Mask stops the virus from getting in" and also "keeps ugly face from getting out!"

LolHahahahahaha

tell us about that awesome vintage stereo system!!!

What they're saying about the masks is still true, BUT, and this is a big but, clearly, it will help in slowing the spread of COVID-19 if you're a carrier, which you will not know if you are, so wear your mask and follow the previously outlined guidelines.

I love all your videos Jeff Dunham u make me laugh even when im having a bad day. I love Achmed & Peanut those are my 2 Favorite. But i love all of them. Keep making more videos Stay Safe & God Bless u & your family

Peanut is reacting the way I was in March.😕

Good to see hes bren keeping busy lol

Remember when you had Bubba J mention the line several years back... "No more corona!" oh,the irony! O_O

Just occurred to me that anyone can be a ventriloquist during Covid

I thought Jose Jalapeño was from Cuba???

Thank you. We definitely need more laughter in our lives..

Do slappy Please 🙁😖🥺🥺🥺😩

You know the great thing about Jeff's humor? After being one of the few conservative perspectives out there, thereby granting us another way of looking at things, which is very important, it's just this side of really crazy; not only does his outlook better inform the rest of us, it does it in a way that isn't antagonistic or conspiratorial. He taps into all our fears and anxieties in a way that isn't arrogant and isn't avoiding realities and isn't offering solutions, but is offering a better means of coping: facing facts and dealing with them by making fun of them instead of people; it has heart and authenticity-- something few deign to offer these days. To get there, he's often crass, often juvenile. But there's no better way to turn complaint into hope, to turn hardship and suffering into things that can be beat, because it all begins with attitude. I'd like to write more about this, but it'd ruin things. I will add this, though: Jeff's humor, as sophomoric and blunt as it is, let's in all people. By working with stereotypical, right-wing caricatures-- the extremes held in many conservatives' minds, the extremes many liberals think conservatives are-- he's able to humanize them, and in doing so, is able to gently criticize both conservative and liberal perspectives, centering both away from fantasy. It's an exercise that not only eliminates frustrations both he and we have, but counters head-in-the-sand thinking, bringing things we talk about and think about in the dark into the light, where they're no longer ugly or scary, violent or worrisome, harmful or offensive. Wish more politicians and news commentators would act like this, would talk plainly without vinegar; we'd all be better off... and so would they.

i watch you a lot

So dumb. Idiots who still laugh at this tired shit...how woke of you!😂😂assholes!

2300 thumbs down? wth...

This is brilliant! Still manages to add the personalities of each of them 😂😊🙈

4:54 me when i am ichty

Not funny 2000 citizens are dying each day at the moment, on ya Trump

this is funny

Don't quote me but somewhere on TV news "fake news" Ppl that use drugs like Cocaine and Heroine basically Snorting it as powdered substance they have 85% chance they CAN'T and WON'T contract Covid 19??!!!!???!😕😅😂😪😁

2:37 Jose you got yourself a deal

Did not laugh once at any of this

I have officially received a better briefing than any state, local or federal government has provided. That is sad yet impressive :D

It came from China, so eat off paper plates!

Walter at the end had killed me. Bubby J was the best in my opinion 😂

I love your video so hilarious 🤣

This is so funny.... some people need to grow a sense of humor .

We Hate Coronavirus Germs!!!!! D-:

i think hes funny

Hi Jeff, I saw you in Reading in 2018 and Philly in 2019. When the virus is over and passes us, can you come to the Wells Fargo Center, and you can also bring Dude Perfect which is a trick shot group. You can use them during a Peanut skit!

"Since this thing is called a Pandemic, it must have started from a Panda... Ya know from china?"

Hilarious! lol

Walter: "Can't we just take 2020, unplug it and REBOOT?!?" Me:" Ikr?!?"

Dammit Peanut now my nose itches!🤣

Jose you cant go back to Mexico, there's a wall!😁

Haha...Jose Jalapeno is so americanized now. Us Mexicans aren't known to use the border gates...lol

Love ya family jeff... be safe and stay healthy

So good at what you do bro! You've come a long way. Am happy to know you through your videos. Keep them coming! Stay safe and don't touch your face.

Just heard can have flu and coronavirus at same time

130206/covid19-predicted-to-infect-81-of-us-population-cause-22-million-deaths-in-us Mar 18, 2020 - but Courageous-Trump got in the way with Hydroxy, redemsivir, protoplasm, regeneron 120K ventilators and soon 500Mill'n doses of a vaccine thanks to operation Warp speed... (BUT not masks because not a single study/evidence prove masks work) *CDC data as of Oct. 15, 2020 ..(note: Hospitals get 20% bonus for Covid “Cases”) ...U.S. Population = ~328,000,000 Positive Tests (note: neg tests the day after still count) = ~7,000,000 ... --0-4 yrs deaths=40 death rate= 0.0006% survival rate = 99.9994% --15-24 yrs 369 death rate=O.OO54% survival rate =99.9996% --25-44 yrs deaths=5580 death rate =O.0.08% survival rate =99.92% --45-64 yrs deaths=36048 death rate =0.51% survival rate =99.49% --65-74 yrs deaths =42950 death rate=0.62% survival rate=99.58% --75+ yrs deaths=113790 death rate= 1.62% survival rate=98.38% Imagine that!! the older you are the more likely you will die of covid; and the likely-hood quadruples because hospitals get 20% bonus for coding the death as COVID19 sourse: usatoday. com/story/news/factcheck/2020/04/24/fact-check-medicare-hospitals-paid-more-covid-19-patients-coronavirus/3000638001/ "Donald Trump is not going to be President of the United States,Take it to the bank, I guarantee it." raysist Pill osi said on Recode Decode, source [ vox. com/2016/5/16/11679242/nancy-pelosi-trump-guarantee-kara-swisher-podcast ] I am Cum'Allaha and I believes_those_5_women_who_accuses_Biden_of_sexual_assault & I approve this message" November 3 is only days away. Vote RED Remove Every double-standard-America-hating-Democrat!

Just imagine being Jeff’s wife and hearing him making licking and gagging noises while playing with a puppet

I love your Trump & Biden Presidential jokes Lol!

Walter look like Biden

6 foot distance or I keelll you! Practice social distancing terrorist style. strap on this vest and noone will come near or boom!. ~~ Im safe from the virus my lungs are coated with 10 layers of thc...(and nicotine cough cough) Does an epic beard count as a mask? ~ love the show hope to see another but longer.

Just for explain Budwaiser is Czech beer!!!!Before say it check thks.

Funny, funny.. No pun intended.. but Bubba J reminds me of Trump rally individuals.. as a life long republican, those are events I'll never caught at..

Hilarious, but with all the *cough* misinformation *cough* why isn't youtube banning this video? apparently they have no sense of humor so they don't watch these vids?

Jeff, you need to cut back on Peanut's pop-rocks and grape soda.

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If 70% is a lot then 90% witch i have, must be a ton

Still so goddamn funny!! Stay safe during these crazy times everyone!!